A Legend is Hatched! I Go To a County Fair!

Much like de Tocqueville, who I have heard of, I would record my impressions of this slice of American life.

Ah, America! America is a country I have much in common with. Both America and I are megalomaniacs that are frequently told we are flawed and need to work on ourselves. And just like the Americans in Horatio Alger stories, I, too, am self-made—no one makes a bigger deal of me than me! I pulled myself up by my bootstraps—after falling up the escalator at…