A Legend is Hatched! I Answer Reader Questions!

But then I think how hard Cher had to work to be considered a serious actress, and I pick myself up and go get some feathers and a hot glue gun.

Maybe because it’s the start of a new year or because of all the turmoil in the world, but lately I have noticed that people keep asking me things like “What are you doing?” and “Why are you doing this?” And that can only lead to two things: 1.) me wondering if I should buy an avocado farm to subsidize my cabaret show 2.) me answering reader questions.

So, while I wait for Lawyer to return my phone calls about avocados, I thought I would answer some questions submitted by you, my loyal readers/people who can’t figure out how to unsubscribe!

Some of you might be wondering if all these questions are real, and I can say, with the same confidence I declare myself a great singer, that each of these questions is definitely from a person who has read this newsletter.