A Legend is Hatched: I am Indisposed

It's a fine line between being indisposed and being deposed.

To Whom It May and May Not Concern and Bonjour:

This is The Cat, c’est moi. I am dictating this myself through the powers of my extraordinary brain.

Here are some things I like: birdwatching, velvet, praise, closets, reflective surfaces, classical music, imperialism, scratching, period dramas, manifest destiny, tinned food.

Here are things I don’t like: th…